Thomas: That apple looks like it has a bum. I can`t eat it.
Me: (thinking nothing of it….yet) What if I just cut it like this?
Thomas: No! I don`t want that apple now!
Some time later, while discussing dinner, the following happened……
Me: Do you want chicken or maybe, spaghetti and meatballs for dinner?
Thomas: Do chickens have bums?
Me: They do, yes.
Thomas: Do meatballs?
Me: Well, I guess they do, yeah. Cows have bums and meatballs come from cows.
Thomas: From cows? Like milk you mean?
Me: Not exactly.
Thomas: But cows have bums?
Thomas: Can we just have the spaghetti part?
Me: *sigh* I think we`ll have to.
Anyone know the specific name for the type of vegetarian that won`t eat anything that has, or looks like it has, a bum?